he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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