they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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