Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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