win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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