Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im six kinds of drunk right now
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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