Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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