If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
third nipple confirmed
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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