We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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