hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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