Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
