Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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