Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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