He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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