Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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