oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Farmville is her only friend.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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