I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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