Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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