party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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