Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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