What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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