Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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