hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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