thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
