Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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