I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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