I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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