oh god the rape fog is back!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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