it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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