So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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