I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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