Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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