Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
