Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
