It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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