I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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