fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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