Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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