the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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