butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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