Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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