All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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