no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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