I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just forgot I was standing up.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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