I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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