maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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