doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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