addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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