nut hugger
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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