why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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