Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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