Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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